Barnes And Noble Jokes - 5 Hilarious Barnes And Noble Jokes

I'll be at Barnes and Noble signing books

from 7pm EST, until whenever security catches me and kicks me out

My girlfriend noticed an exceptionally large Barnes and Noble last night

“It’s so big, it’s got two stories!”

Her dad turned and said “I think they’ve got more than that”

I got an anti-gravity book at barnes and noble today.

it's impossible to put down.

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Barnes and Noble was trying to save money, so they started hiring chickens at their checkout stands.

It started out working pretty well. They were having a sale, and a guy brings two books up to the chicken cashier.

"Book, book! Buck buck buck!" said the chicken. The man paid him $3.

Then a guy brings up five books. The chicken looked a little worried, took a deep breat...

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So my penis used to be in the Guinness book of world records

I'm not allowed in Barnes and Noble anymore

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