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Bagging Jokes

If a male video game character squats on a downed opponent it's called "Tea Bagging" when a female character does it it's called...

"Clam Dipping"

Tea-bagging people when they pass out is funny as hell

The other dentists at my surgery have no sense of humour.

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What do you call the bagging lady at a sex shop?

Dildo Baggins

A boy was bagging groceries at a supermarket.

One day the store installed a machine for squeezing fresh orange juice.

Intrigued, the young man asked if he could be allowed to work the machine, but his request was denied.

Said the store manager, "Sorry, kid, but baggers can't be juicers."

Bagging groceries

The cashier seemed appreciative that I bagged all my own groceries. . .

Until I took it all out and said "And that's exactly how I want you to do it!"

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My best friend keeps bagging me for being a virgin

I haven't got the courage to tell him I slept with his sister.

A local grocery bagger has been bagging cola on top of bread.

Many were concerned that their bread would be flattened. His response to their concerns was "It's fine. They're soft drinks"

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