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Bacon Bits Jokes

What do you get when you mix a hog and a hand grenade?

Bacon bits.

I've never panned for gold...

But I have put bacon bits in my salad.

What do you get when you blow up a police station?

Bacon bits

I came up with this joke 15 years ago when I was a dumbass teen.. maybe in poor taste with everything going on but thought I'd share.

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