Liam Neeson is retiring and going into the burger business. He first chooses his cuts of meat, then he says...
I will grind you and I will grill you.
There was a competition and the winner got the worlds best cuts of meat
All you had to do was jump up and grab one of the ribeyes they had dangling ten feet off the ground. If you missed you had to be a vegetarian for the rest of your life.
I didn’t do it though I couldn’t handle the pressure, The steaks were too high.
I went to the butcher today
I went to the butcher today and asked him why they only did the traditional cuts of meat.
He said there's some loins you just don't cross.
A guy walks into a bar and sees a bunch of meat hanging from the ceiling about ten or eleven feet in the air
So he goes up to the bartender and asks, “Why do you have all this meat hanging up everywhere?”
The bartender replies, “Well, we actually have a bit of a game we like to play here, a sort of challenge.”
The man, obviously intrigued, asks the bartender what the game is. So the bartender...
A widower goes to the butcher
shortly after the death of his wife. As soon as the butcher sees him he breaks down into tears.
"I have a confession to make!" The butcher says between sobs. "8 years ago I made a pass at your wife! I told her she could have all finest cuts of meat she'd like if she'd sleep with me. She turne...
So a man walks into a butcher shop and eyes several of the finest steaks...
There are cuts of meat on shelves all throughout the store. The butcher likes how this man carries himself so he offers him a proposition. He says, "If you can grab the slab of meat on the shelf over there that you've been looking at since you got in here, you can have it for free. Otherwise you h...
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