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How do mesquite trees get taller?

They stand on their mesqui-toes!

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Why didn't the cannibal BBQ his victim's feet at the picnic?

He wanted to enjoy his meal without the mesquite toes

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With all the attention on preparing unusual foods in the smoker (hikory smoked mustard, maple smoked ice cream, etc.) I thought up a great idea for a smoked breakfast cereal.

We'll call them "Mesquite O's" the cereal with a bite! They'll leave you itching for more!

Do you think we can stir up some buzz about it?

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