I wanted to say something informative and knowledgeable about the electoral process,
but then realized that 48% of the people that view it might not understand and then demand I repeat it.
What do you call a fish who is very knowledgeable and enthusiastic about an activity, subject, or pastime?
TIL the people most knowledgeable about something
Are not the people that work in that industry, but their customers who have done a little online reading. /s
A joke my grandpa told me, hope you like it!
Today is Billy’s 8th birthday. To celebrate, he and his dad went to McDonalds for dinner. When they arrived, they waited in line behind a large, fat man. Billy, not being knowledgeable about social norms, says to his dad, “Look daddy! That man’s sooooo fat! Look at him!” Billy’s dad tells him ...
Bubba Joe is a down to earth farm boy from East Texas and falls in love with a girl
After some time, they decide to get married, but before that can happen his fiance tells him that he must become christian. Now Bubba Joe was never really religious but he really loves this girl and heads off to the local catholic church and asks the priest if he can become a parishioner. The priest...
Story with a moral
Young King Arthur was ambushed and imprisoned by the monarch of a neighboring kingdom. The monarch could have killed him but was moved by Arthur's youth and ideals. So, the monarch offered him his freedom, as long as he could answer a very difficult question. Arthur would have a year to figure out t...