The 6+ Best Knowledgeable Jokes

Help improve my kidney joke?

My coworker had just underwent a successful kidney replacement surgery after dealing with progressive kidney failure for over a decade. I want to make him a custom get well soon card, and he loves football. Problem is- I know jack squat about football. so far what I have is:

“*insert name* - ...

I wanted to say something informative and knowledgeable about the electoral process,

but then realized that 48% of the people that view it might not understand and then demand I repeat it.

What do you call a fish who is very knowledgeable and enthusiastic about an activity, subject, or pastime?

An aficionado!

TIL the people most knowledgeable about something

Are not the people that work in that industry, but their customers who have done a little online reading. /s

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A young priest is new to a confregation

And he strikes up a conversation with a young nun. He tells her that on his studies in The Vatican he’s come to understand an important teaching that’s been neglected. Basically, it turns out the kingdom of heaven is sealed with an earthly lock. Luckily, men posses the key and women, the lock itself...

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A man is suffering from the worst headaches...

From about age 14, a man has been getting more and more intense headaches. They started mildly annoying, but have been consistently getting worse month after month, year after year.

Finally, after about 7 years of troublesome headaches turning into bothersome headaches, turning into debilita...

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