Attention Span Jokes - 11 Hilarious Attention Span Jokes

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My attention span is as long as my dick.

What was I talking about?

I just heard that they are making new tvs for people with short attention spans.

its gonna have 20x as many pixels as 4k.

It's called 80HD.

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What happens when you lose you attention span in school

You gain your detention span

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I've got the attention span of a mosquito.

It sucks.

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TIL the next Star Wars movie will debut a new droid with a comically-short attention span.

Its name is 80-HD

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Man people have really short attention span for Avengers: Endgame

It's a twenty second movie after all.

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Why do some photographers have such short attention spans?

Becuse they have a 80D

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What is the controlling design factor for the ceiling of a study room?

The attention span.

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I have a friend who is 4' 9" so I always tell her short jokes...

...because she doesn't have a long attention span.

*fixed*

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Make up your minds

People complain that kids these days don’t have any attention span, yet they get upset when you send kids to concentration camps. Damn Liberals. Make up your damn minds.

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All his life, Timmy wanted to be a train conductor.

He graduated top of his class in train school, and was hired by the most prestigious train company to conduct their new Super Train. This train could carry 1,000 passengers and was very expensive to manufacture.

Yet little Timmy had one fatal flaw. He has a very short attention span.

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