Finally watched a seminar on watches and clocks

It was about time.

If you ever gonna do jokes on watches

Make sure to take your time

Two S.S. officers are on watch...

One sneezes.
The other says "What? Where?"

How‘s a ban on watching TV called in Russia?

Nyetflix

I finally got around to reading that book on watches I got last year

It's about time.

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Looks like f***ing up here

A man, his wife and a good-looking stranger are stranded on a desert island. The wife quickly loses interest in her husband and begins flirting with the good-looking stranger. The three start to build a watchtower.

The stranger offers to take first watch. While the husband and wife gather dr...

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