Attachments Jokes - 9 Hilarious Attachments Jokes

Why didn't Leia email Obi-Wan the Death-Star plans?

The Jedi Code forbids attachments.

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Jesus and Satan were having an ongoing argument about who was better on his computer.

They had been going at it for days, and God was tired of hearing all of the bickering.

Finally God said, "Cool it. I am going to set up a test that will run two hours and I will judge who does the better job."

So Satan and Jesus sat down at the keyboards and typed away. They moused. Th...

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My wife emailed me our wedding photos, but I couldn’t open any of the files.

I always have trouble with emotional attachments.

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Why was the Buddhist monk let go from the monastery?

Because when it was his time to clean the place, he couldn’t vacuum without attachments.

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A zen student asked his master: “Is it okay to use email?”

“Yes”, replied the master, “but with no attachments.”

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So there's a farm. On this farm, there's a cow, a chicken, and a horse, and the three of them are best friends.

They do just about everything together. And one day, they're sitting at the window of the house, and the farmer's kid is watching MTV, and they're watching it, and they hear the music, and the horse says "you know what? I'm gonna learn how to do that."

So the horse calls up Guitar Center, and...

Why did the Buddha quit gmail?

Because of the attachments.

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Do You Know How I Know I Have A Buddhist Vacuum Cleaner?

It doesn't have any attachments

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I asked a monk if they were allowed to send emails

He said yes as long as there are no attachments

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