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A Dyre Predicament

"So kind of you to cruise by, Superman. How are the kryptonite shackles treating you?"

"You won't get away with this! Who are you anyway? I've never fought you."

"Oh, that's because I'm not a villain. And I intend to keep it that way, which brings me to the nature of today's exercise...

I asked my friend who the antagonist of Borderlands is.

Me: "If you tell me, i'll give you some alcohol for free"

Friend: "Alright then, hand some jack"

Ambush!

It was a beautiful day. The most beautiful of days some would argue. No one could possibly imagine anything could go wrong on such a day as this. The sun was out early, birds could be heard chirping in the trees. The sky was blue not a cloud in sight.

So our hero decides to invite his best f...

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