Did you know avarage person eats 8 mosquitoes

Whenever i cook for them.

What do you call it when a person eats another person just a little bit?


person eats a egg

raw egg make big mess on the floor

What does an epileptic person eat?

Seizure salad

Crisis averted?

Over the weekend I was sat next to a person eating a bowlful of those really fat pasta tubes in a tomato sauce. As I watched, one got nearer to the edge of the bowl but I couldn't mention it because the person was deep in conversation. I agonised for a few seconds wondering how I could stop a me...

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