Rioter Jokes - 15 Hilarious Rioter Jokes

What's the difference between a toddler and a Capitol Rioter?

Toddlers have more teeth, smell better, and have thrown tantrums for more justified reasons.

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What do Jewish rioters use to start fires?

Mazel tov cocktails

Rioters now have their own dating app.

It’s called Plenty of Sheep

The Capitol rioters could soon become angels

If only Trump manages to persuade them to storm the Pentagon next

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Authorities unveil the the rioter who tazed himself to death in the balls has been charged.

Charged in the nards

Some rioters just destroyed a Vietnamese restaurant.

Must've been anti-pho.

What’s the difference between the Trump kids and the capital rioters?

Donald actually loves and supports the rioters!

Rioters are destroying Baltimore.

Don't worry though, all the bookstores are safe.

Last night rioters destroyed the famous Etampes Cheese Market in Paris

All that was left was de-Brie

What do you call stacks of free bricks left for rioters?

Free Masonry!

Gee I sure hope the rioters in DC don’t do anything to the IRS building

at 1111 Constitution Ave. NW, Washington, DC 20224.

Some say cops are bad, protesters are good. Some say cops are good, rioters are bad.

Is it really such a black and white issue?

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Rioters are like school in July.

No class.

Rioters are breaking into antique music stores across the country

damn Luters.

What’s the difference between democracy and some bullets?

Democracy wasn’t stopped by Trump rioters yesterday.

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