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Excommunication Jokes

had an old Catholic girlfriend try and talk to me the other day...

Call that "excommunication"

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

Hugh the Blacksmith

So there are three friars living atop a mountain, and they tend to the most beautiful garden in all the land.

One day, one of the friars decides he could make a flower one hundred times prettier than all the other flowers in the garden, if only he could cross-breed a few that he had already.<...

My gf broke up with me after I was kicked out of her church, but we still talk sometimes

I call it excommunication

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