Feynman Jokes - 8 Hilarious Feynman Jokes

Albert Einstein, Erwin Schroedinger, and Richard Feynman walk into a bar.

Richard Feynman says: “It seems we are inside a joke”.

Albert Einstein says: “We are only inside a joke relative to the Reddit users, Dr. Feynman”.

Scrhoedinger says: “If someone’s gonna look through that window I’m outta here!”

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What car would Richard Feynman drive?

Infiniti

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Richard Feynman had a threesome

double slit experiment

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What do you call a group of well-dressed theoretical physicists?

A bunch of Feynman

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Are you afraid of quantum mechanics ?

Dont worry, it's gonna be Feynman.

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Not all astrophysicists are bad.

I'm sure at least one of them's a really Feynman.

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During conversation, a guy mispronounces a physicist's name. Upon realizing this, he apologizes profusely.

The physicist says, "It's Feynman."

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Two nuclear explosions occur next to each other.

"You're way too close to me" says nuke #1. "I'm Feynman" says the other.

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