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Beanstalk Jokes

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Did you know the Giant from Jack and the Beanstalk works as a stripper now?

He'll grind your bone to make his bread.

I just realized today Jack and the Beanstalk is a communist story.

It’s all about seizing the beans of production.

Jack and the beanstalk

Does everybody know the guy in Jack and The Beanstalk who trades the magic beans for Jacks cow?

Cause I guess you could call him a Stalk Broker

Why is it risky to tell secrets on a farm?

The corn have ears, the potatoes have eyes and the beanstalk.

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What do you call it when a giant masturbates?

Jacking the beanstalk

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