Why couldn’t Jack, from Jack and the Beanstalk, go up to the castle in the sky anymore?

He’s already bean there

Jack and the beanstalk

Does everybody know the guy in Jack and The Beanstalk who trades the magic beans for Jacks cow?

Cause I guess you could call him a Stalk Broker

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What do you call it when a giant masturbates?

Jacking the beanstalk

Why is it risky to tell secrets on a farm?

The corn have ears, the potatoes have eyes and the beanstalk.

Why do you need to be careful when you're inside a grocery store?

Potatoes have eyes, corns have ears, and beanstalk

Why did Jack get a restraining order?


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