Why don’t photons carry suitcases on vacation?

They travel light.

How heavy are photons?

They’re lightweight.

Why did the scientist eat photons after lunch?

He needed a light snack

Photons are just unappreciated

But i guess beauty is in the eye of the beholder.

I bought a book about photons the other day

It was for a bit of light reading

Photons hit you at over 300,000,000,00 m/s, and yet you don't even flinch.

It must be because they're so light.

What do you think of photons being massless?

-Doesn't matter!

Why are photons the saddest particles?

They keep hearing people say that they don't matter.

The new image shows the black hole having bright ring formed as photons from light gets drawn in the intense gravity around a black hole that is 6.5 billion times more massive than the Sun…

..but it still doesn't suck more than your Mom.

How can photons bend so easily?

They practice light yoga

Photons from a rainbow hit you at almost 300 million m/s and you don’t even flinch

I guess they are pretty light

I always hear that many hands make light work...

But I'm pretty sure that that's photons.

Photons have mass?

I didn't even know they were Catholic.

Two Photons enter a bar.

Two Photons Finish their shift at their job, hop a cab and head to a bar.
They enter the bar and the bartender asks "Are you coming or leaving?" One of the photons replies "Isn't it obvious?"
The bartender replies "No, I'm colorblind.

So I took a practice test on photons today...

It didn't matter.

What happens to criminal photons?

They get put in prism!

What do pirates have in common with photons?

They both travel at c

Why don't Photons go to church on Sunday?

Photons never have mass when at rest!

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Why can't we see photons having sex?

They do it in the super-position.

The other day I heard that photons have mass

Who would have thought that they we catholic?

Try this...

Two photons walk into a bar...

One says to the bartender "Don't you know who I am?"

The other answers for the bartender, "No, he doesn't even know who he is..."

The bartender lights a candle... from both ends.

The flea jumping competition begins

Fleas from all over the country have gathered here today to take part in the contest. Expect an incredible show.


Team 1 from Muts-4-homes Animal Shelter take the stage.


The team lines up on the platform...


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Chemistry Joke

Do Photons have mass?

No. They are agnostic.

How much does a truck made of light weigh?


While defending the relevance of his laser experiments, the scientist shouted,

"Photons matter!"

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