UPJOKE

### Why did the scientist eat photons after lunch?

He needed a light snack

### Photons hit you at over 300,000,000,00 m/s, and yet you don't even flinch.

It must be because they're so light.

### Why don’t photons carry suitcases on vacation?

They travel light.

### I bought a book about photons the other day

It was for a bit of light reading

### How heavy are photons?

They’re lightweight.

### Two Photons enter a bar.

Two Photons Finish their shift at their job, hop a cab and head to a bar.
They enter the bar and the bartender asks "Are you coming or leaving?" One of the photons replies "Isn't it obvious?"
The bartender replies "No, I'm colorblind.

-Doesn't matter!

### The new image shows the black hole having bright ring formed as photons from light gets drawn in the intense gravity around a black hole that is 6.5 billion times more massive than the Sun…

..but it still doesn't suck more than your Mom.

### How can photons bend so easily?

They practice light yoga

### Photons have mass?

I didn't even know they were Catholic.

### Photons from a rainbow hit you at almost 300 million m/s and you don’t even flinch

I guess they are pretty light

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### Photons don't have mass.

Does that mean that the light of God doesn't go to church?

### What happens to criminal photons?

They get put in prism!

### What do pirates have in common with photons?

They both travel at c

### I always hear that many hands make light work...

But I'm pretty sure that that's photons.

### The flea jumping competition begins

Fleas from all over the country have gathered here today to take part in the contest. Expect an incredible show.

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Team 1 from Muts-4-homes Animal Shelter take the stage.

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The team lines up on the platform...

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6 --
5 --
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### Try this...

Two photons walk into a bar...

One says to the bartender "Don't you know who I am?"

The other answers for the bartender, "No, he doesn't even know who he is..."

The bartender lights a candle... from both ends.

### While defending the relevance of his laser experiments, the scientist shouted,

"Photons matter!"