Photons Jokes - 18 Hilarious Photons Jokes

"Photons have mass? I didn't even know they were Catholic!"

Just kidding, that's a really silly joke. Obviously photons aren't really Catholic. They're Hindu Ascetics. You know, cause they're always traveling light.

Why did the scientist eat photons after lunch?

He needed a light snack

Two Photons enter a bar.

Two Photons Finish their shift at their job, hop a cab and head to a bar.
They enter the bar and the bartender asks "Are you coming or leaving?" One of the photons replies "Isn't it obvious?"
The bartender replies "No, I'm colorblind.

Why don’t photons carry suitcases on vacation?

They travel light.

Photons have mass?

I didn't even know they were Catholic.

I bought a book about photons the other day

It was for a bit of light reading

How do we know photons are massless?

They're traveling light.

Photons hit you at over 300,000,000,00 m/s, and yet you don't even flinch.

It must be because they're so light.

What do you think of photons being massless?

-Doesn't matter!

What happens to criminal photons?

They get put in prism!

What do pirates have in common with photons?

They both travel at c

Why don't Photons go to church on Sunday?

Photons never have mass when at rest!

What sound do two photons make when they hit each other?

\*Planck!*

Photons from a rainbow hit you at almost 300 million m/s and you don’t even flinch

I guess they are pretty light

The new image shows the black hole having bright ring formed as photons from light gets drawn in the intense gravity around a black hole that is 6.5 billion times more massive than the Sun…

..but it still doesn't suck more than your Mom.

I always hear that many hands make light work...

But I'm pretty sure that that's photons.

Try this...

Two photons walk into a bar...

One says to the bartender "Don't you know who I am?"

The other answers for the bartender, "No, he doesn't even know who he is..."

The bartender lights a candle... from both ends.

While defending the relevance of his laser experiments, the scientist shouted,

"Photons matter!"

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