Neutrinos Jokes - 7 Hilarious Neutrinos Jokes

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It turns out Neutrinos are Catholic.

They have mass.

“We don’t serve neutrinos here.”

A neutrino walks into a bar.

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"We don't allow faster than light neutrinos here" said the bartender.

A neutrino walked into a bar.

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I can't eat neutrinos

They go right through me

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What do neutrinos and I have in common.

We are both constantly penetrating your mom.

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Science Jokes

A virus walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve viruses in this bar."
The virus replaces the bartender and says, "Now we do."

An infectious disease walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve infectious diseases in this bar."
The infectious disease says, "wel...

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Why should you distrust atoms?

Because they make up an awful lot of stuff.

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