“We don’t serve neutrinos here.”

A neutrino walks into a bar.

I try to not eat neutrinos

They always seem to go right through me

What do neutrinos and I have in common.

We are both constantly penetrating your mom.

Physics Joke.

A bunch of neutrinos walk through a bar

Science Jokes

A virus walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve viruses in this bar."
The virus replaces the bartender and says, "Now we do."


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Why should you distrust atoms?

Because they make up an awful lot of stuff.

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