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What do you call a Russian bovine covered in lichen?

Moscow.

I made a video about the symbiotic relationships between fungus and algae

Don't forget to lichen subscribe!

Okay, I thought this up on the way to work this morning and I'm like 40% sure it's original.

What did one patch of moss say to the other when asked what he thought of the summer weather?

He said: "I'm lichen it so far!"

Now you're allowed to laugh, if you'd like.

There's some green stuff growing on my roof...

Not sure what it is but I'd lichen it to moss

Today I found a Youtube channel about moss

They told me to lichen subscribe

Why does Iceland have such a revered and colorful ground?

Because the flora lichen it.

What did the hiker say when he fell in a pile of moss?

"I'm not lichen this!'

A moss covered rock finds out he needs to wake up at 4AM for his new job

"Wow, that's a bit early for my lichen"

What did the fungus say to the tree?

I think I've taken a lichen to ya.

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