Lichen Jokes - 9 Hilarious Lichen Jokes

What do you call a Russian bovine covered in lichen?

Moscow.

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I made a video about the symbiotic relationships between fungus and algae

Don't forget to lichen subscribe!

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Okay, I thought this up on the way to work this morning and I'm like 40% sure it's original.

What did one patch of moss say to the other when asked what he thought of the summer weather?

He said: "I'm lichen it so far!"

Now you're allowed to laugh, if you'd like.

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There's some green stuff growing on my roof...

Not sure what it is but I'd lichen it to moss

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Today I found a Youtube channel about moss

They told me to lichen subscribe

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Why does Iceland have such a revered and colorful ground?

Because the flora lichen it.

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What did the hiker say when he fell in a pile of moss?

"I'm not lichen this!'

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A moss covered rock finds out he needs to wake up at 4AM for his new job

"Wow, that's a bit early for my lichen"

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What did the fungus say to the tree?

I think I've taken a lichen to ya.

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