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Jasper Jokes

Two army boys, Leroy & Jasper....

Two Army boys, Leroy & Jasper, from the hills of Kentucky were promoted right from privates to Sergeants because of their great marksmanship with rifles.

Not long after, they're out for a walk and Leroy says, "Hey, Jasper, There's the NCO Club. Let's you and Me stop in." "But we's privat...

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Hillbilly Bouy...

A hillbilly comes back from a meeting with Donald Trump. He tells his friends, “I gots ta talk to tha President! He said evathang ud chainge whun da penis potato boat comes!

His friends look confused and one asks, “What da heck ya mean Jasper, what’s a penis potato boat?

Jasper shoot...

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I hate my new neighbours...

This german shephard keeps jumping over the fence and pooping on my lawn.

And he has this dog...



Credit: Jasper Carrott

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