"Kneel before me!" demands a portly king. All present kneel, except for one peasant who remains standing casually. Outraged, the king points his scepter at this peasant and barks, "You there, why do you not kneel!?" The peasant responds,
"Considering how long it'd take you even just to get out of that chair, there's clearly no need to rush."
Playing D&D with the kids... (Long)
Kids need a 4th party member, no one around, I should join. Roll a all charisma character.
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DM: City guard catches you stealing, what do you do?
The rest of the party panics.
Me: Is the head guard a woman?
DM: Yes.
Me: I will seduce her and ask her not to...
A guy is crawling through the desert, about to die of thirst and he comes across a magic talking snake...
The snake tells the guy his name is Nate and he'll happily grant him three wishes, so the guy asks for water. Nate slaps his tail on the ground and a gallon of fresh, pure water appears, which the guy proceeds to drink.
"What's your second wish?" Nate asks. The guy thinks for a second and say...
My dads favorite joke (long)
A rabbit is hopping along the woods one day, minding his own business, when he comes across a little village.
He hears laughing and general good humor echoing from the little town so he decides to investigate.
The rabbit hides behind a little bush and what he finds he almost can’t ex...
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