just to make her scream “give it to me, give it to me,” so that my neighbour thinks I have a great sex life.
Sometimes I hide my girlfriend's inhaler
So the neighbors think I'm a stud when they hear her panting, "Give it to me!"
It's been reported that Keanu Reeves has been stealing people's inhalers.
In other words, he's breathtaking
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Is that an inhaler in your pants?
'Cause you got that ass ma
Why did the little boy use his inhaler?
The taxi drivers in my town are kinda loopy and a little stupid.
I mean they always recommend I take an Uber next time!? They're always forgetting basic skills like the English alphabet so I have to spell it out for 'em, I've had to show them how to use their inhalers several times and without fail they're always asking if I know why they pulled me over.
What do you call an asthmatic vampire?
Vlad the Inhaler