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At times I hide my girlfriends asthma inhaler

just to make her scream
“give it to me, give it to me,”
so that my neighbour thinks I have a great sex life.

Sometimes I hide my girlfriend's inhaler

So the neighbors think I'm a stud when they hear her panting, "Give it to me!"

It's been reported that Keanu Reeves has been stealing people's inhalers.

In other words, he's breathtaking

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Is that an inhaler in your pants?

'Cause you got that ass ma

Why did the little boy use his inhaler?

"No wheezin'"

The taxi drivers in my town are kinda loopy and a little stupid.

I mean they always recommend I take an Uber next time!? They're always forgetting basic skills like the English alphabet so I have to spell it out for 'em, I've had to show them how to use their inhalers several times and without fail they're always asking if I know why they pulled me over.

What do you call an asthmatic vampire?

Vlad the Inhaler

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