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Affordable Jokes

What's another word for affordable healthcare?

Unamerican.

What do affordable healthcare and sarcasm have in common?

Most Americans don't get it.

90's kids won't get this 😂😂

Affordable housing prices

What's the difference between a Texas energy company and a Dumpster Fire?

A Dumpster Fire creates affordable light and heat.

What do you say when you find a nice, affordable apartment?

Suite!

So they finally made an affordable and functional jetpack

The sales are through the roof

When I'm craving middle eastern food, there's this place I always go to. It's delicious, affordable, and best of all...

Israeli quick.

I was going to tell a joke about affordable public healthcare...

But Americans wouldn’t get it.

I'd be able to find affordable glasses...

In an eye deal world.

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

Today I was offered sex by an 18 year old female...

Now I'm not gonna lie this chick was smoking hot. In exchange for the sex I was supposed to advertise some kind of bathroom cleaner for her. Of course I, being the great person that I am, declined because I have high moral standards and my willpower is very strong.....but not as nearly as strong as ...

John was looking for a good house repairing company, with an affordable price

A friend tells him, "I heard there's this one company that does free repairs if it's your first time using their service!"

John replies, "That's amazing! I'll have them over here immediately."

A few hours later, the repairman arrives.

John greets them at his doorstep, and asks, ...

[ShowerThought] If George Bush had Affordable Healhcare Act

Would it have been called Bushcare?

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