Abolished Jokes - 7 Hilarious Abolished Jokes

Asked my bud what he'd do if the 1st Amendment was abolished.

He couldn't say

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child labor needs to be internationally abolished

they never fucking make anything right

Death Penalty Abolished In Most Of The Developed Countries

They have mortgage as an alternative.

Why was the Soviet Union abolished?

They realized the “C” in Communism was capitalized

When Canada abolished the penny there was no public protest at all...

...I guess Canada fears change

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Another little Johnny joke

Little Johnny's teacher told the class that they were going to be quizzed about US presidents. Every correct answer will win that student a jellybean.

Teacher: Who was our 1st president?

Nobody raised their hands except the little Japanese boy in the front row

Boy: George Wa...

The Soviet chain factory

Once upon a time, there was a factory in the Soviet Union that made chains. When the communists took over, they abolished capitalism, and instead of selling chains the factory sent their production to the government to distribute, and were rewarded based on their production quotas set by the bureauc...

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