What do you get when you cross a mentally ill loner with a society that abandons him and treats him like trash?
You get what you fucking deserve! *BANG*
What do you call a member of the armed forces who abandons his diet?
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So John can't take it anymore, so abandons society and makes to the hills.
He's happy as months go by. One day, a large, gruff looking Hill-Billy type man knocks on his door. "The name is Lars" he said. "I'm having a party tonight... wanna come?"
John: "well... I've been alone for months now, I like it but I do get lonely... Sure, I'll come"
Lars: nod. "Just ...
Age brings wisdom
A cruel pet owner abandons his old dog in the deepest jungles of Africa. Wandering around, the poor old dog notices a leopard coming rapidly in his direction with the intention of having lunch.
Just then, the old dog noticed some bones laying on the ground close by. The dog immediately se...
A man secretly wants to get rid of his wife's cat...
...and decides to abandon it. He takes her into the car, drives a few blocks away, drops off the cat and drives home.
Ten minutes later, the cat is back home again.
"Well," the man thinks to himself, "maybe it was a little too short a distance."
He gets back in the car with the ...
What is it called when Batman abandons Gotham city?
MI5, CIA and FSB are tasked with finding a rabbit in a forest
MI5 forms a task group of twelve agent and proceeds to set up surveillance and monitor the inhabitants of the forest 24/7. They also buy information on the rabbit from several forest critters. After three months, MI5 abandons the search and concludes that the rabbit does not exist.