When they reach their car they realize that they forgot the keys in the car.
The first one said:"I'll go see if anyone has a metal coat hanger to pick the lock".
The second one objected: "If you do that people will think we are stealing the car".
The third one exclaimed:"Hurry u...
Two guys walk out of a bar….
They see a dog on the sidewalk licking his balls. One guy laughs and says “I wish I could do that”. The other guys says “I’d try petting him first”.
Two Irish men walk out of a bar...
......what? It could happen
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“Back in the day...” my grandfather started to say. “You could walk into a grocery store with $2 in your pocket and walk out with a loaf of bread, a dozen eggs and a bit of butter as well.”
“But today...” he continued. “Wherever you go, there are cameras...”
3 Irishmen walk out of a bar
Nah, j/k
A little girl and a clown are walking in the woods. The little girl says, "I'm scared". The clown replies, "You're scared? I have to walk out of here alone!"
The clown was dropping her off at her Grandma's house. Why, what were you thinking?
A biologist, a physicist, and a mathematician are standing in front of an empty house. They all observe two people walk in, and three people walk out.
The biologist tries to explain the phenomenon by stating, “Well, they must have reproduced.” The physicist offers a different explanation; “There must have been an error in measurement.” Then, the mathematician says, “If one more person walks in, then the house will be empty again.”
Two deer walk out of a bar.
One turns to the other in disgust and says, "I can't believe you blew 20 bucks in there."
I remember when you could walk into a store with a quarter and walk out with a can of coke and a candy bar.
nowadays they have cameras everywhere
My wife and kids are threatening to walk out of the house because of my addiction to horse racing.
And they’re off!
Stirlitz and Mueller walk out of the bar.
"Let's pick up some girls" suggests Mueller.
"You have such a kind heart" replies Stirlitz, "but let's leave them on the ground."
My wife told me, “It’s over,” and started to walk out on me. I just sat there.
I love watching the end credits.
I Tried to walk out of my job at the Video game company
But in the end I couldn't get past the boss
2 girls walk out of the locker room at the NBA finals tonight. . .
One looks at the other and says "I can't believe I just blew 15 Bucks in there"
How do you walk out of a Casino with $1 Million?
Walk in with $2 Million.
A girl promises to teach her boyfriend what 69ing is. He lies down on the floor and she squats down over his face to assume the position and farts. Embarrassed she stands up and apologizes. She squats down for another go but farts again,
she gets up and apologizes again. Before she can have a third go, her boyfriend gets up and goes to walk out saying “yeah this isn’t really for me, I’m not having 67 more of those in my face”
Hillary and Bill sneak away from the secret service
Hillary and Bill Clinton sneak away from the secret service and go for a drive. The two end up at a gas station and when they walk in, Hillary recognizes the clerk.
Hillary says hello to him and the two walk out. She turns to Bill and says “I used to date that guy before I met you”
Bil...
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