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The Old Man And The Ferrari

An elderly man on a Moped, looking about 100 years old, pulls up next to a doctor at a street light. The old man looks over at the sleek shiny car and asks, ‘What kind of car ya got there, sonny ?’

The doctor replies, ‘A Ferrari F-430. With Options, it cost half a million dollars!’

‘Th...

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Alerts to Threats in Europe

The English are feeling the pinch in relation to recent events in Syria and have therefore raised their security level from “Miffed” to “Peeved.” Soon, though, security levels may be raised yet again to “Irritated” or even “A Bit Cross.” The English have not been “A Bit Cross” since the blitz in 194...

Nicolas Maduro walked into a bar and asked the bartender for a beer

"That'll be 1.254,430,197 bolivars, sir!"

"1,279,722,978 bolivars?! No one can afford a 1,327,003,407 bolivar beer!"

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