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A guy walks into Baskin Robbins

Walks up to the counter and asks the employee

"What all flavors do you guys have?"

The employee names off all 31 flavors and the guy says

"I'll take a pint of chocolate"

The employee says "I'm sorry sir but we don't have any chocolate"

The guy says "Hmm, well w...

An amateur birdwatcher and a professional ornithologist are observing the same patch of the forest floor.

There’s a break in the canopy above them, so there are dozens of birds congregated to soak up the sunlight. The scientist is eagerly taking notes and muttering to himself, “28…29…30… there’s 31 distinct species all in this one clearing! It’s amazing!”

The birdwatcher tells him, “No, they’re a...

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Chocolate icecream

A woman walks into a 31 flavors and asks the guy behind the counter for a gallon of chocolate icecream. "I'm sorry ma'am, we are all out of chocolate icecream but there are 30 other flavors to choose from." she continues to look around and goes back to the counter and asks for a pint of chocolate i...

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