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Maldives is the most sexist country

Their capital city is Male

A couple is going on vacation to the Maldives.

The woman steps out of the airplain and says: "Wow this is beautiful, im speechless!"
The man replies: "Perfect we are staying 6 month."

A guy was planning his holiday with his travel agent...

โ€œLast year you suggested The Maldives and when I returned my wife was pregnant. The year before that you suggested a safari in Africa and when I returned my wife was pregnant. And before that you suggested Bali and when I returned my wife was pregnant. Can you suggest somewhere cheaper this year ...

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Two friends meet after a couple years, and they start talking about vacations.

The first one says: "3 years ago, I went to the Maldives for Christmas, and guess what, my wife got pregnant!"

"That's awesome!" Says the other guy.

"And two Christmases ago" continues the first guy "I went to Hawaii, and she got pregnant again!"

"Wow, I'm so, so happy for you"...

A man is planning his vacation,

As he does so, a friend swings by and offers to help:
-Hey man, may I suggest the Maldives? Had an amazing time there.
-I'm not taking any advice from you! Back in 98, you suggested Rome, I went there and my wife got pregnant, in 2007 you suggested Brazil, I went there and my wife got pregnant...

"This is your first time!"

A couple completed 25 years without EVER fighting.

A friend asked the husband - how did you make it possible?

Husband replied: So we were in the Maldives for our honeymoon. While trail riding on horses, my wife's horse jumped & my she fell on the ground. She got up, fluffed her clo...

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