### What is 230-220*0.5?

It's 5!

Edit :some people don't get it, try keying 5! in your calculator

### Solve this math problem: 230 - 220 x 0.5

You may not believe it, but the answer is 5!

### How long would you be sailing if you were to sail 220 yards at a speed of one nautical mile an hour?

Knot furlong.

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### A man builds a car out of wood.

He builds it on the road for all to see. People would come by to watch him work. Then one day, he finishes the wooden car. He then decides to auction it off.
"The bidding shall start at... Let's say, 2 million dollars!", says the man.
"Isn't that a little too high for something made of wood?"...

### Blonde joke walks into a bar.

A guy is having a drink in a very dark bar. He leans over to the big woman next to him and says; “Do you wanna hear a funny blonde joke?” The big woman replies; “Well, before you tell me that joke, you should know something. I’m blond, six feet tall, 210 pounds, and I’m a professional triathlete and...

### Two woman riding in an elevator in a very lavish and posh building..,,

when a young and beautiful woman gets into the elevator, smelling of expensive perfume.She turns to the old woman and says arrogantly, “Romance” by Ralph Lauren, at \$180.Then another young and beautiful woman gets on the elevator, and also very arrogantly turns to the old woman saying, “Chanel No. 5...

### In a balloon going down ...

Are: P.M. Boris Johnson, Pres. Donald Trump and Pres. Alexander Lukashenko and one of them must go over the side to save the other two. They hold a vote to decide who it will be.

Result: Boris Johnson 1 vote.

Lukashenko dem...

### Pinocchio [NSFW]

Pinocchio is making love to his human girlfriend, when she cries, "Stop, Pinocchio, please stop!"

"You're too rough."

Pinocchio thinks for a moment, then says, "I'm sorry, I'll try to be a little more gentle..."

She responds, ...

A blind man enters a "Ladies Bar" by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a drink. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?"

The bar immediately falls absolutely quiet.

In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to ...

### There are several men sitting around in the locker room of a golf club

After a round, showering and getting changed for the 19th hole.

Suddenly a mobile phone on one of the benches rings.

One of the men picks it up, and the following conversation ensues: (H – Husband, W – Wife)

H – “Hello?”

W – “Honey, it’s me. Are you at the club?”
...

### A hip young man goes out and buys a 2001 Ferrari 360 Spider. It is the best convertible sports car, costing about \$250,000.

He takes it out for a spin and while stopping for a red light, an old man on a moped, wearing an open face crash helmet (looking about 70 years old) pulls up next to him.

The old man looks over the sleek, shiny red surface of the car and asks, "What kind of car ya' got there, sonny?" The youn...

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### The high-speed Prius.

There is a broken Toyota Prius on the side of an American highway.

Suddenly, a Bugatti driver pulls up next to the Prius and offers to tow the hybrid to the nearest repair shop. The Toyota owner agrees. They also agree on that the Prius driver will flash his high beams when he'll want to slow...

### I like to pick up girls at gas station convenience stores.

Why? Simple math.

Everyone knows the Hotness scale of 0-10. However, not many know the amount of people at each level.

Assuming 7.4 Billion people there are:

~5 billion 5's

~1 billion 6's

~100 million 7's

~9 million 8's

~220 thousand 9's

~2 tho...

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### New weights and measures

1. The ratio of an igloo's circumference to its diameter = Eskimo Pi

2. 2000 pounds of Chinese soup = Won ton

3. 1 millionth of a mouthwash = 1 microscope

4. Time between slipping on a peel and smacking the pavement = 1 bananosecond

5. Weight an evangelist carries with Go...

### Instead of working out, I'm just going to get a label maker.

I'll label my scale "1-10", then every time I step on it I'll be reminded that on a scale of 1-10, I'm a 220.

### So my Mom was turning 40...

..And Dad started making jokes about taking her down to the used wife lot and trading her in for two Twenty year olds.

Mom's reaction? "You're not wired for 220."

### A police officer pulls over a guy for speeding

A police officer pulls over a guy for speeding.

The officer walks up to the car to see a 40 year-old male wind down his window and smirk at the policeman.

"Is there a problem officer?"

The officer looked at the man, "Is there any reason you were speeding down the highway this a...