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2008 Jokes

Boxers or Briefs, Mr. President?

In 1992 while being interviewed by MTV, Bill Clinton was asked if he wore boxers or briefs? Clinton replied, "Boxers"

In 2008 US magazine asked Obama, "Boxers or briefs"? Obama declined to answer the question.

Last week AARP asked Joe Biden, "Boxers or briefs"? Biden responded, "Depend...

Why does Hillary Clinton have two Ls in her first name?

1 for 2008, 1 for 2016

The internet pre 2008

where the women were men,
the men were boys,
and the children were FBI

What do you call remembering memes from 2008?

PTXD

If the 2008 election was about Hope and Change, what is 2016?

Fear and Loathing.

In honor of Throwback Thursday, here's a joke from 2008.

What will happen if Hillary Clinton becomes president?

She will file for divorce.

And what will happen if Barack Obama becomes president?

He'll have the White House repainted.

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

It was the first day of a school in USA and a new Indian student named Chandrasekhar Subramanian entered the fourth grade...

The teacher said, "Let's begin by reviewing some
American History. Who said 'Give me Liberty, or give me
Death'?"

She saw a sea of blank faces except for Chandrasekhar, who
had his hand up: 'Patrick Henry, 1775,' he said.

'Very good! Who said 'Government of the People, by
t...

The stock market plunge of 2008 was worse than a divorce...

I lost half of everything, but I still have my wife!

I'm really glad that Obama won in 2008 and was able to be the first black president of the United States of America

his back up job was to be the first white president of Kenya.

My cat just passed...

RIP Fluffy McMittens

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It's 2020 and I've just been fired from my job at internet explorer.

The 2008 crash hit us bad.

My wife is socially distancing me...

Just to be safe, she started it in 2008.

#10yearchallenge

2001: Terrible at maths
2008: Great at maths

My friends girlfriend doesn't talk to him and doesn't want to spend time with him.

I haven't seen this many red flags since the 2008 Beijing Olympics.

My friends say I'm a lot like an Iphone

I peaked in 2008 and I'm not compatible with anyone else.

Obama

The Dark Knight (2008) The Dark Knight Rises (2012) Congratulations, Barack Obama.

The Nurse Asked My Family's Medical History Today at the Doc's Office

Nurse: "Do you have siblings?"

Me: "Yes, a younger brother.

Nurse: "Does he have any medical issues?"

Me: "He broke his finger on his right hand hitting someone in a bar fight."

Nurse: "Oh, okay. Anything else?"

Me: "He's battl...

On a cold winter day....

....31st December 2009, the employees of a company received the following message "While the company recognises your invaluable services, we are sorry to inform that we would be able to pay your salaries only next year". Shocked on seeing this, the employees contacted the salary section of the finan...

I was standing in line at the supermarket checkout last week.

I turned around and saw a beautiful young woman who looked a little familiar. I told her that I thought I knew her, to which she replied, "Well you should remember me. You`re the father of one of my kids."

I had to stop and think, and then it hit me. "New Years Eve - 2008. That rooftop pa...

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