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1972 Jokes

A tourist decides to visit a Native American Chief who is famous for his perfect memory.

"Okay, Chief..." says the tourist,

"Let's test that memory of yours. What did you eat for breakfast on May 9th, 1972?"

The Chief thinks for a moment, and responds "Eggs."

The tourist replies, "Wow, that's incredible! You really do have a perfect memory." and leaves.

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What's the difference between a 1972 chevelle and a bic mini?

Well one is a heavy chevy and the other is a little lighter.

It's 1972, the Soviet and the Hungarian argue...

...about strength. They can't agree, because the Hungarian claims a bull is the more powerful, whereas the Soviet claims it's the tank. They decide to set up a confrontation between a bull and a tank to see who's right.

And they do so. Right before the duel, however, the Hungarian walks up to...

Richard Nixon and Leonid Brezhnev race around the White House

1972. In the spirit of Detente, Richard Nixon and Leonid Brezhnev decide to run a friendly footrace around the White House. The event is reported by every news outlet in the world.

The younger, fitter Nixon easily beats the old, unfit Brezhnev. It's a humiliation, so the Soviet press team are...

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Two Guys at a Bar (Long)

A gentleman is sitting at a bar when another man sits at the stool next to him.

He sees that the man orders a scotch, which is what he is drinking.

After a few minutes they get to talking and as soon as they both speak it is obvious they have heavy Irish accent's.

The one man sa...

Trampolines used to be called jumpolines

Until your mom got on one in 1972

A lawyer well known for his stinginess dies and goes to heaven

He is greeted at the pearly gates by St. Peter.

St. Peter looks through the giant book of life, which detailed all the lawyer did, looks at the lawyer and says “Yup, sorry, don’t think you’ve lived your life doing enough good to get into heaven. The lift to the underworld is that end.”
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

I've told this story to many naive greens before me, so self-absorbed in their own notions of human conflict and the meaning of war. Whenever I finish the tale they're always pale as Lyndon B's corrupt lyin' ass. I can't blame 'em. This story kept me up throughout my whole deployment in those damn j...

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