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A pilot, a captain, and a driver were all stuck in a blimp headed straight towards a city.

The pilot, wanting to save himself from crashing, says “let me steer this blimp off course and land us safely. As a pilot, I have years of experience controlling flying vehicles. A blimp surely can’t be much different from a plane.”

The captain then butted in and said “No, let me take the whe...

It was my dad’s funeral last week.

We all walk into the chapel and there’s a huge floral arrangement on the coffin that says: “81.131.11.216”
My mother hisses to me, “What is *that*?”
I shrugged. “What you asked for: our IP in flowers.”

What did....

What did iodine-131 say to carbon-14?





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A man steals a car and goes to prison...

When he arrives he hears one of the prisoners shout "#43!" and all the other prisoners break out laughing.
So the man goes up to his cell mate and asks "What was that, and why was it so funny?"
"well, we have all been here so long that we have all memorized everyone else's...

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