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Doctor: the time of death is 1250.

Well, the patient is not dead yet, but it's Friday afternoon and if we leave now we can beat the traffic.

"The child returned to the sun"

Around 1250, a merchant leaves France for a 2 years trip to the middle-east. When he comes back, his unfaithful wife had a son with a handsome young man of the city. Upon coming back home, the merchant sees the baby, who is obviously too young to be his own. He asks his wife: "My dear wife, please t...

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