What's the name of the band who's music helps people sleep?
ZZZZ Top.
A dog sleepwalks into a bar . . .
He tells the bartender “ZZZZ I’m a cat ZZZZ I’m a cat.” The bartender says “Yes sir you are.” The sleepwalking dog leaves and a patron says “Why did you agree with him? That dog’s not a cat!!” The bartender replies “You gotta let sleeping dogs lie.”
My friend told me that not getting enough sleep always catches up with you
I guess we’ll just Zzzz if that’s true
The World Expert on Wasps
A man was walking down a quiet street, when something caught his eye in the window of a charity shop. He wandered over to take a closer look, then smiled to himself, nodded, and entered the shop.
He walked up to the counter and said to the man serving there, "Is that record in the window real...
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