The first one says "Oooo Oooo Aaaa Aaaa Eeee Eeee!"
The second one says "Perhaps we should add some cold water."
Two whales are sitting at a bar.
One whale says to the other one, “OooooOOOOeeeeeeEEEEEOoohhhhhh! AAAAAHHHHHHRrrrrroooooooOOOOOOOeeeeeEEEE!!” [whale sounds]
The other whale looks at him and responds, “Go home, Frank. You’re drunk.”
What is Whitney Houston's favorite coordination?
HAND-EYYYYEEEEE-EEEE-IIIII!!!
Do you know how Edam was invented?
One day a candle maker in Yorkshire was halfway through making a large batch of red candles.
He had been working without a break for many hours, so his wife bought him a plate of cheese for sustenance.
He was so keen to finish working he ignored the food and continued to be engrossed...
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