Two whales are sitting at a bar.

One whale says to the other one, “OooooOOOOeeeeeeEEEEEOoohhhhhh! AAAAAHHHHHHRrrrrroooooooOOOOOOOeeeeeEEEE!!” [whale sounds]

The other whale looks at him and responds, “Go home, Frank. You’re drunk.”

Do you know how Edam was invented?

One day a candle maker in Yorkshire was halfway through making a large batch of red candles.

He had been working without a break for many hours, so his wife bought him a plate of cheese for sustenance.

He was so keen to finish working he ignored the food and continued to be engrossed...

What did the dolphin say to the frog?

Eeeee eeee eeeee ieeeee eeee eee. Dolphins don't talk dummy.

What is Whitney Houston's favorite coordination?

HAND-EYYYYEEEEE-EEEE-IIIII!!!

Two monkeys were sitting in a tub.

The first one says "Oooo Oooo Aaaa Aaaa Eeee Eeee!"

The second one says "Perhaps we should add some cold water."

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