I told my wife she was pretty and she just yawned.
I guess she was pretty tired.
I was pretty good at nuclear physics...
Everytime I yawned in class, I'd set off a chain reaction.
The best beer in the world
An American, a Duchman and an Irishman walked into a bar. Ill have a Budweiser, the best beer in the world, said the American. Ill have a Heineken, said the Dutchman, the ONLY beer in the world. The Irishman yawned and said, Oh, I guess Ill just have a glass of water like these girls are having. ...
Wife brings home a street cat
The husband hated the cat however and one day carried him a short walk down the road and left it there.
When he arrived home he was shocked to find the cat was already there eating some food the wife had given him. Before it could finish however the man again took the cat and this time rode ...
Eldarion, son of Aragorn, High King of the Reunited Kingdom, was bored.
In a time of peace, there was not much to do, and he was long tired of his jesters. So he called for all of his subordinates, and announced a new prestigious title to which all are given candidacy; the title of “Duke of the Best Joke”.
Not wanting to disappoint, Finance Mini...
The Zebras stripes (long Joke)
Once upon a time a zebra was contemplating his life and everything that had meaning, when all of a sudden he had a thought "Am I a white zebra with black stripes, or a black zebra with white stripes" He pondering on this for a while when he decided to go ask the lion.
After a short time of...
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