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Gucci Jokes

Have you heard about Gucci's new line of baby clothes?

Gucci-goo

Did you hear about Gucci's new baby line of clothing?

It's called "Gucci Gucci Goo"

How do you tickle a rich girl?

Say “Gucci Gucci Gucci!”

I got a Gucci tattoo on my ball sack

I've got a designer bag now

Stung...

A woman goes to the doctor looking fantastic: hair and makeup done by a professional, Gucci heels, Versace dress and Prada purse.

"I've been stung by a nasty insect of some kind," she tells the doctor, "...but I'm ashamed to tell you where."

"It's okay," says the doctor. "Our communica...

A Montana cowboy was overseeing his herd in a remote mountainous pasture when suddenly a brand-new BMW advanced out of a dust cloud toward him.

The driver, a young man in a Brioni suit, Gucci shoes, Ray Ban sunglasses and YSL tie, leans out the window and asks the cowboy, "If I tell you exactly how many cows and calves you have in your herd, will you give me a calf?" The cowboy looks at the man, obviously a yuppie, then looks at his peacefu...

What do rich people say when tickling their little kids?

Gucci, Gucci, Gucci.

If Gucci made balls, how would you inflate them?

With a Lil Pump.

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Perspective

Did you see that Lady GaGa nude shoot in Vogue?

Its' a little graphic.

You can almost see her Gucci.

What Covid-19 has taught me....

America is a 3rd world country wearing a Gucci belt.

If I had a penny for every time somebody said I was materialistic...

I'd probably be able to afford some Gucci socks.

What do you call a group of people that run around and tickle people?

A Gucci Gucci Gang

My wife and her boss won the lottery..

Me: Honey I see you got a new gucci bag, where'd you get it?

Wife: My boss and I bought a lottery ticket together and won! I bought the bag with my half of the winnings

*next day wife comes home with new ring

Me: that's a great new ring you have on today. Where did you get this...

News: A Major Fashion Label Releases a Cream for Yeast Infections

It's called "Gucci Coochie Goo".

The best part of being rich and famous is someone else does your dirty laundry.

They hang all your Versace, Armani, Epstein and Gucci, no questions asked.

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What do you call a designer dildo?

Gucci in the Coochie

I'm worried my wife is going to make our baby too materialistic.

Every time she tickles the baby, she says "Gucci Gucci Gucci!"

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NSFW What do you call the hair between your balls and your butthole?

Your gucci mane

*Credit to my friend for coming up with this*

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After years of flirting and begging, Kate Moss finally agreed to go on a date with Mick Jagger.

She texted him to pick her up at her upmarket apartment in London at 19:00. When the time came, she was all dressed up, sitting on her couch, waiting for the doorbell to ring. She was extremely excited about the date, as she had heard "big" things of Mick, and even decided to go on the date comman...

A joke my dad has been telling for 45 years

My dad played high school baseball, and the second baseman, John, eventually grew up to be a very successful accountant and married his high school sweetheart. Over the next 25 years, John also collected rare and antique baseball cards, eventually accumulating the world's most expensive collection…<...

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NEW OFFICE POLICY 2013 Dress Code

ALL EMPLOYEES

1) You are advised to come to work dressed according to your salary.

2) If we see you wearing Prada shoes and carrying a Gucci bag, we will assume you are doing well financially and therefore do not need a raise.

3) If you dress poorly, you need to learn to manag...

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