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Xray Jokes

Who decided to call it a dental xray

and not a tooth pic?

My Mom was a Radiologist. They met when my Dad came in to get an Xray.

I wonder what she saw in him.

Why were the doctors laughing at an xray of a leg

Because it was fun knee

Now that the Xray machine at the airport shows genital size,

I'm having to tell the TSA agents that it was cold outside a whole lot more.

Dogs operating XRays cannot detect brain tumours.

But CAT scan!

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A man goes to his doctor with a sore arm.

He sits down on the exam table and the doctor looks at his arm.
"What seems to be the trouble today, Mr. Wainscotting?", the doctor asks.
"Doc, I've got terrible pain starting in my bicep and extending down to my forearm." replies Mr. Wainscotting.
"Let's have a look."
The doctor examine...

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A lady pregnant with triplets is cooking stew for dinner one night...

A lady pregnant with triplets is cooking stew for dinner one night when her husband, who has been out hunting all day comes home empty handed. As he leans over to kiss her, three bullets fall out of his pocket and into the stew. The husband and wife are unaware and dinner is served. With the first s...

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