Xbox One Jokes - 12 Hilarious Xbox One Jokes

Boyfriend and Girlfriend

Boyfriend and Girlfriend are sitting in their apartment, the boy is playing Xbox One.

Boy: Why do you look so sad?

Girl: ...

Boy: Turns of his Xbox one.

Girl: Why did you stop playing?

Boy: Because there is something much better than my Xbox.....

Girl: *Blus...

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Xbox One down! PS4 Down! Get an ambulance!

Wii U!
Wii U!
Wii U!

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What's the difference in Xbox One and your mother?

I genuinely care about your mother.

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Why is Xbox 360's successor called Xbox One and not Xbox 720?

Cos 720 is 1

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The white Xbox One S was just announced.

Of course it's 40% smaller than the black one.

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The XBox One X is Microsoft's new console

The short of that is XBOX, they've now come full circle, or 360.

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I added Paul walker on Xbox One

But he spends most of his time on the dashboard

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Why did the Xbox One eat its cereal for breakfast, but not its pancakes?

It had the spoon, but not the 4k.

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I wonder where my girlfriend is...

It has been about a month since I have last seen my girlfriend, I am really worried, she left me a note on the xbox one which said "This isn't working." but I turned it on and it worked just fine.

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A fight breaks out between Xbox One and PS4 fans. Someone calls the cops. What sound does the siren make?

Wii U, Wii U, Wii U!

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Unfair Christmas

Two brothers open up their Christmas gifts. One got many gifts. Xbox One, PS4, tons of games, Legos, remote control vehicles, and much more. The other one got a used tennis ball. One brother says to the other "Look at all the gifts I got, and you got a shitty tennis ball. HAHA" the other replies "At...

Oh no! An Xbox One and PS4 just had a head on collision...

CALL AN AMBULANCE! WiiU WiiU WiiU WiiU WiiU

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