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I added Paul Walker as a friend on Xbox live

But all he ever does is hangout on the dashboard.

I can't believe the vulgar language kids are using on Xbox Live.

Do they kiss my mother with that mouth?

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I was using Xbox Live.

I found out that I was a homosexual. Also my mom has been having relations with several of the other players. I don’t know how to break all this news to my dad, who is apparently transitioning.

Yesterday Reddit, Hulu and Xbox live was down

Must have been a boring day for the staff at BuzzFeed. They couldn't play Call of Duty and insult each other, watch cartoons or even copy and paste more stories for their website.

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I'm going to have to sit my mom down

Apparently she has had sex with everyone on xbox live.

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