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1080p Jokes

What did Yoda say when he saw himself in 1080p?

HDMI

I've decided that from January 1st, I'm only going to watch things that are 1080p and above.

It's my new year's resolution.

I just recently switched from a 1080p monitor to a 4k monitor

I guess you could say that it's my new year's resolution

I wish Youtube would only allow videos in 1080p or higher from next year on

That would be a nice New Year's resolution.

What do you call crystal clear urine?

1080pee

A boyfriend and a girlfriend are taking on New Year's Eve

Girlfriend: What'cha doin'?

Boyfriend: Watching the ball drop on my laptop.

Girlfriend: Cool. What's your New Year's resolution?

Boyfriend: 1080p

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