I listened to a speech from Trump this morning apologizing for his wrongdoings and taking responsibility...

That was the weirdest dream ever, man.

What do you call Chewbacca's wrongdoings?

Wookie mistakes

My English teacher asked me what I knew about syntax.

"I never knew part of my earnings were dedicated to wrongdoings."

Two thieves go to the church with their loot to confess..

.. their sins to the lord. They both decide to offer some part of the gold they robbed to the church to wash away their wrongdoings. But they couldn't decide how much of each of their loots to offer.

The first one thinks for a minute, draws a foot long circle on the floor and says, "Oh lord, ...

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