Wrong Answer Jokes

Now we wait.

A guy shows up at his local pub with a black eye. "What happened to you?" asks the bartender.

"Oh, this morning my wife asked me where I would like to be buried," says the guy.

"So?" asks the bartender.

And the guy says, "Apparently, 'Balls deep in her sister' wasn't the answer... read more

Apparently her sister, our kids kindergarten teacher and and Kelsey in the marketing department were the wrong answers.

Murphy applied for an engineering position at an Irish firm based in Dublin. An American applied for the same job, and both applicants, having the same qualifications, were asked to take a test by the department manager.

Upon completion of the test, both men had only missed one of the questio... read more

I'll call it "Mullet Over."

While doing a crossword puzzle, I asked for my husband’s help.

"The word is eight letters long and starts with m, and the clue is ‘tiresome sameness.’"

"Monogamy," he answered

If your answer is author Ernest Hemingway and singer Kurt Cobain it gets you a meeting with HR.

"In your daughter" is the wrong answer

The question was: Name something that is found in cells?
Apparently scousers was the wrong answer.

The new contestant sits on the chair. He just grunts at the host's introduction questions, so they get straight to the game.

First question - Which city is the capital of Bulgaria:

* A. Sofia
* B. Moscow
* C. London
* D. Paris

Respondent: "I'd like to ask the audience."... read more

I think she does, mom!
She said it was impossible to get so many wrong answers on my own.

On the question: "What is your favourite food?", "your daughter" is wrong answer.

But Noah forgot to apply the exponent first and got the wrong answer.

Is apparently the wrong answer to “What would you do with a time machine?”

years ago, like when i was in the 5th grade, my math teacher asked the class for an example for odds and fractions.



Apparently, russian roulette was the wrong answer

The job they're applying for is at an engineering firm in Dublin.
Both the Irishman and the Norwegian do so well in the interview the boss can't decide who to hire, so he sets up a small aptitude test.
Both men again score the same. 19/20 correct.

After some waiting the boss comes throu... read more

It was a close game, and it came down to a three-way tie breaker, so the host said "I want you to finish the song title, and spell it out for me. Old MacDonald had a What?"

The American, quick as a flash, hit his buzzer and said "Ranch. R-A-N-C-H".

"Good spelling, but that's the wrong ... read more

In Sunday school, Sister Mary asked the class: "What part of the body goes to heaven first?"

In the back of the class, nasty Billy waved his hand frantically, but Sister Mary, suspecting a wrong answer, turned to another child.

"Yes, Susan?"

"The heart goes to heaven first beca... read more

Apparently 'Im on the fence about it' is the wrong answer

Apparently "Yeah, Keira Knightley and Daisy Ridley are gorgeous!" was the wrong answer

They always get all nervous and pick the wrong answers.

[Disclaimer: I don't know whether this counts as a joke, if not please tell me which subreddit would be suitable, 'cause it's actually a pretty fun "story"]

First question: how long did the Hundred Years War last?

a) 99 years

b) 116 years

c) 100 years

d) 150 years<... read more

Apparently, pregnancy was the wrong answer.