[NSFW] Little Jonny's dad is called into the headmasters office for his sons misbehaviour. He arrives 10 minutes late.
"Sorry I'm late Mrs Deeny, I forgot to polish some nobs at work before leaving tonight. "
Mrs Deeny, looks up from her desk in disgust
"Yeah, I almost lost my job at the door knob factory last time I did that. To be fair they weren't too happy that I was walking around with my cock out...