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Pedometer Jokes

I bought a pedometer and tested it with a quick walk around the neighborhood.

I'm moving away as soon as possible.

I installed a pedometer app on my phone

But whichever direction I walk, I seem to be moving away from the kids.

So I bought a pedometer the other day...

I think it's broken. The display keeps reading "TOO OLD".

I wore a pedometer for a week.

Good news -- I'm not a pedo.

What device did Jared Fogle use to keep track of his exercise progresswhen he lost over 200 pounds on the Subway diet?

A pedometer

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