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A Canadian was having a coffee and croissants with butter and jam in a cafe when an American tourist, chewing gum, sat down next to him.

The Canadian politely ignored the American, who, nevertheless started up a conversation.

The American snapped his gum and said, "You Canadian folk eat the whole bread?"

The Canadian frowned, annoyed with being bothered during his breakfast, and replied, "Of course".

The American...

A Scotsman just offered to give me a box of silverware and a case of Wrigley's

So I said "I can take your knives, but I'll never take your free gum"

How much does it cost to get good seats at Wrigley Field?

I don’t know, but I can give you a ballpark estimate.

I have only two requests for when I die. #1. I want my remains scattered around Wrigley Field.

\#2. I don't want to be cremated first.

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My Friend is a Die-Hard Cubs Fan...

He won two tickets to Saturday's World Series game at Wrigley Field, but that day is the same day as his wedding, so he can't go.

If you're interested and want to go in his place: it's at St. Mary's Church at 6pm. Her name is Ashley, she'll be the one in the white dress.

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