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Brock Jokes

Two long time friends, Ollie and Brock, woke up early for work as they always do.

They each got into their trucks and headed to the local Ag plant where they work as produce haulers.

"What do you have for us today Flower?" asked Brock as they walk in. Their secretary’s real name is Ava but they always jokingly call her Flower.

"Well we've got three shipments that a...

Brock Turner sounds like a dish made from broccoli and turnips...

Which is fitting because he prefers his women to be in vegetative states!

These Brock Turner jokes are really distasteful.

Maybe they'd be okay if I was blackout drunk.

Hear that Bruce Lee had a vegetarian son?

Brock Lee.

Rudy Giuliani is such a bad defense attorney that.....

He would have gotten an innocent WHITE man convicted.



Or you could say,



He would have gotten Brock Turner jail time.

If you're ever struggling to remember the spelling...

Santa wraps, Eminem raps, Brock Turner...

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Who sees you when you’re sleeping, and knows if you’re awake?

Convicted Brock Turner.

Which vegetable knows kung fu?

Brock Lee

Muhammad Ali’s son was conceived over his parents splitting a veggie platter.

His name was Brock Ali.

2016:

The year Brock Turner got sentenced to 3 months but America got 4 years.

So I went to my first gym today

Brock was pretty hard.
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