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Wrigley Field Jokes

How much does it cost to get good seats at Wrigley Field?

I don’t know, but I can give you a ballpark estimate.

I have only two requests for when I die. #1. I want my remains scattered around Wrigley Field.

\#2. I don't want to be cremated first.

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My Friend is a Die-Hard Cubs Fan...

He won two tickets to Saturday's World Series game at Wrigley Field, but that day is the same day as his wedding, so he can't go.

If you're interested and want to go in his place: it's at St. Mary's Church at 6pm. Her name is Ashley, she'll be the one in the white dress.

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