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Philly Jokes

Two Guys From Philly

Two guys from Philadelphia die and wake up in hell. The next day, the devil stops to check on them and sees them dressed in parkas, mittens and bomber hats, warming themselves around the fire. The devil asks them, "What are you doing? Isn't it hot enough for you?"
The two guys reply, "Well, you k...

What does a beaver from Philly drink?

Wooder.

The God of Thunder Took a Ride Upon His Favourite Philly

The god of thunder took a ride upon his favourite Philly. “I’m Thor!” he cried, and the horse replied “cause you forgot your thaddle thilly!”

What happens when you get in a fight in Bel-Aire?

Aunt Viv sends you back to Philly

What do you call a Jewish baseball team from Pennsylvania?

A Philly minyan

Lucky day for Philadelphia Eagles head coach Chip Kelly.

Philadelphia Eagles head coach Chip Kelly was watching the news when he witnessed something astounding. A young Syrian man had just thrown a hand grenade over 100 yards through the window of a building into a room that housed a sniper. He was so impressed that he had the man found and brought into t...

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Fresh Limerick

There once was a lad from West Philly

Who played basketball and got silly

He fought with some brothers

Which worried his mother

Now he's know as Bel Air's Fresh Prince, Willy

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