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Legendary Chicago Cubs broadcaster Harry Caray gets pulled over for going about 90 on the way to the ballpark ... (long)

He thinks his reputation will spare him from a ticket, but it's clear the cop is serious when he asks for Caray's license and registration. Harry, probably already three sheets to the wind, replies, "You know officer, I would give you that, but this is a stolen car." The cop is a bit taken aback and...

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Today I saw about a hundred guys running around the park with their testicles hanging out.

Could have been even more, that's just a ballpark estimate.

I was at a Mets game and my girlfriend wanted to get a little dirty, so she started fumbling around my pants

She said “am I gettin close?”
And I told her “oh you’re in the ballpark”

When MLB starts back up, I will have successfully completed my goal...

To be banned from all 30 ballparks.

Does anyone know the cost to maintain Fenway Park from season to season?

I don’t need exact figures, just a ballpark estimate.

How much does it cost to get good seats at Wrigley Field?

I don’t know, but I can give you a ballpark estimate.

Why did Sally fall off the swing?

Because she had no arms.

@&#<#&*@>×>!!*

Two Antennae met on a roof, fell in love, and got married.

The ceremony wasn't that good, but the *reception* was incredible!

^@<#@*@:×>×&@!*!>@

A pastor was filling out paperwork at his desk, wh...

I wanted to buy a hockey stadium.

But unfortunately my realtor could only give me a ballpark estimate.

OC: What does Babe Ruth and roughly 100,000 antelopes have in common?

They're both ballpark figures.

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